Review: A Little Chaos (2014/15)

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A LITTLE CHAOS is a plumb job for Alan Rickman, requiring him to shoot some pretty people in pretty surroundings, then being able to orate and flounce around to his heart’s content when he himself occasionally appears on screen. We are treated to the unexpected joy in hearing him say the word “macaroon”. Sadly he is also responsible for a clumsy and awkward little scene where a mourning King Louis takes an afternoon off to whinge about builders and eat pears.

It is 1682, and King Louis XIV (Alan Rickman) commissions a lavish addition to his gardens at Versailles to mark the occasion of his holding court there the following year. For this most important of tasks, the King’s landscape designer André Le Nôtre (Matthias Schoenaerts) trusts in a female designer unknown at court, Sabine De Barra (Kate Winslet), inspired by her sheer creativity and the resolute resistance to order she shows in her work.

Ooo, she moved some topiary in her potential employer’s garden off-centre, how chaotic! Despite this clunky introduction to Sabine’s approach to her art, the film does flag up the importance of not imposing order on everything, lest you drain it of life.

Sabine is a lady, but only just. She’s still well out of her depth mingling with those at court. There’s a lovely moment when she is invited to a reception with the King at the Louvre, only to flee at the withering stare of courtiers as she pokes her head round the door. She likes to do everything she can in her work by her own hand and is not just accomplished as a designer of pretty things but also has an understanding of engineering. I liked how practical she is, though it might have been a bit much to show her try to assemble a performance arena almost single-handedly when her workforce deserts her, and later struggling alone with a sluice gate in a howling storm. There’s rolling you sleeves up and getting stuck in, then there’s silliness.

I don’t think that Sabine necessarily needed the past sob story (the set up to which, in flashback, is unfortunately hilarious) to give her motivation – can’t a woman just want to be an artist? Also did this story really need an antagonist working against her, and did it have to be yet another baddie played by Helen McCrory? Both of these additions just smack of artificially pumped-up jeopardy that imbalances the film as a whole.

Stanley Tucci, as always, is a scene-stealer as the King’s high-camp younger brother, self-described, and somewhat understating it as “the other end of the fashion scale” to everyone else (he’s even had some dainty little fabric shoe covers made for the rare occasion when he has to walk through the countryside).

It’s a nice touch that McCrory’s Madame Le Nôtre holds such power over her husband André. He has the fame, the status as an accomplished garden designer and gentleman, but he does not have the necessary skill required to make waves in the right circles. He needs his wife to charm, to speak to the right people and keep his name alive at court otherwise he is nothing.

Sabine De Barra may a fictional character, but who’s  to say a woman didn’t have an idea that inspired improvements to the gardens of Versailles? History being male-dominated as it is, it would be unlikely to have been recorded if this were the case, so we can forgive Rickman and co-writers Alison Deegan and Jeremy Brock a little artistic license to make their point.

I loved the details in both the grand and the more everyday settings – the peeling paint, the grime and the dust on windows, paper and implements for eating and writing strewn around every surface, the bizarre methods of European royal autopsies. It all looks lived in and helps to sell the wider world this story is part of.

Gardening as an “act of faith”, always striving to “recreate Eden” is a lovely idea, but one that needs to be handled, narratively speaking, with more delicacy, like you were tending roses, not chopping wood. The film’s pace is leisurely, which is fine, but it feels slow because the interlinking scenes between key moments are inconsequential. We needed more moments of beautiful stillness or a more profound script to make A Little Chaos memorable, as well as a far less awful CG-transition to go out on. SSP

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Review: An Inspector Calls (2015)

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This review contains spoilers for JB Priestley’s 1945 play, as well as subsequent film and TV adaptations.

For the most part, the BBC’s TV adaptation of JB Priestley’s classic AN INSPECTOR CALLS, broadcast last weekend, is polished, if conventional. The left-wing, anti-capitalist undertones of the play have never been more relevant to British politics and society and the addition of a feminist slant appropriate for a modern audience courtesy of screenwriter Helen Edmundson is a welcome one. It’s well performed across the board (unsurprising given it stars David Thewlis, Ken Stott and Miranda Richardson) and it is a handsomely put together by director Aisling Walsh. Taking the first half of the adaptation in isolation, it would be good, but unmemorable. During its final act though, this adaptation becomes something pretty special.

The an engagement party held by the wealthy mill-owning Birling family is interrupted by the sudden arrival of Inspector Goole (David Thewlis). The Inspector questions the Birlings one by one over the suicide of a young woman, Eva Smith (Sophie Rundall), and despite the family’s denials and pleas of ignorance he seems to hold each and every one of them responsible one way or another.  

Pleasingly this version of An Inspector Calls restores Inspector Goole’s powerful final monolgue that was bafflingly absent from the 1954 film. The stage play ends shortly after the Inspector’s final flourish, leaving the audience with their thoughts and the Birlings with their squirming consciences. It is at this point that Edmundson’s TV adaptation strikes, when we are at our most vulnerable state. Sophie Rundle is a dignified, heartbreaking Eva Smith/Daisy Renton and David Thewlis as the Inspector, her sad guardian angel, both performances working in harmony to reduce the viewer to an emotional wreck during the crescendo of pathos at the end of the piece. Never before have the future echos/time-travel elements of Priestley’s story been handled so elegantly and so poignantly.

The BBC’s adaptation progresses much as the 1950s Guy Hamilton/Alistair Sim film, particularly in terms of narrative structure. It’s not taking place on stage, so it expands beyond the limitations of a chamber piece. Rather than making extensive use of studio backlots it relies on the genuine and tactile Victorian background of Saltaire, West Yorkshire (JB Priestley’s backyard) where the flashbacks and connective tissue scenes were all filmed. Much like Hamilton’s film, we experience the tragedy of Eva Smith through the guilt of the Birling family as they recollect their parts in her eventual destruction. Unlike the film, we actually witness first-hand her graphic demise. At this point time itself appears to warp, giving way to the sheer tragedy of this innocent, unlucky and mistreated young girl’s fate. As he appears in the morgue, the look in Thewlis’ Inspector’s eyes – the perfect mixture of sadness and rage – neatly sums this sociopolitical fable up.

I wouldn’t quite rate the BBC’s take on An Inspector Calls quite as highly as the stage production overseen by Stephen Daldry that I saw a few years back, taking place as it did in an impressive, and oppressive, giant doll’s house. For me it certainly has higher impact and is more faithful to Priestley’s vision than the Sim film, as iconic as that adaptation is considered. I’d enthusiastically recommend  seeking this TV movie out, enjoy, think, and of course make sure you catch An Inspector Calls the next time it’s on a stage near you. SSP

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Review: Legend (2015)

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The first time we see Ron Kray, he’s talking animatedly about taking another man’s sausage. Over the two uneasy hours we spend with him he progresses to claiming to be able to see the future, and doesn’t seem to be joking. From the start, we’re wary of what he is capable of, that he could boil over at any moment, but simultaneously we struggle not to laugh. He’d be a spoof character if Tom Hardy’s performances as Ron and his slick, charming and calculating twin Reggie wasn’t so well researched. Brian Helgeland’s LEGEND isn’t celebrating this despicable pair of crime lords as some have surmised from the title, but rather acknowledging the power and influence they held, the East End mythology they are entwined with.

By the early 1960s the Kray Twins (Tom Hardy) ruled a good portion of London’s East End through charm and intimidation. Reggie is a smooth talker who knows everyone’s names and which buttons to push. His volatile brother Ron, fresh out of the asylum and much more of a blunt instrument, scares everyone in his old neighbourhood witless, particularly when Reggie isn’t around to keep him in check. Reggie begins a relationship with starstruck local girl Frances (Emily Browning) just as his enemies, both criminal and law enforcers, begin to close in.

Needless to say Tom Hardy and Tom Hardy are phenomenal. I don’t think any other actor working today plays charismatic scumbags quite like him. Watch his other other showy sort-of-biopic BRONSON for further evidence of this if you haven’t already. In Legend, he may be the same performer, but he might as well be two different actors for the range of different quirks he imbues the twins with. Reggie is strutting, streetwise and beguiling, a reluctant gangster who prefers the euphemism “club owner”. The deceptively attractive Kray is still capable of stark brutality when required, of course. Ron is a hulking gorilla, proud of his criminal ability and willing to flaunt it along with his homosexuality and his cod-philosophical outlook on life. His instability makes him a threat to friend and enemy alike – even Reggie is a little scared of his brother. No character in recent memory is as jarringly equally terrifying and hilarious as Hardy’s Ron Kray.

I’m still undecided whether or not Emily Browning is actually a good actor, but she’s decent here as Reggie’s beloved Frances and the story’s (mostly unnecessary) narrator. Her commentary on events that unfold is over-explanatory and brings you out of the story, but it does serve a purpose eventually. The rest of the cast are filled out with character actors who are either solid (Paul Bettany as an over-the-top rival gangster) or completely wasted (poor Christopher Eccleston playing the cop on the Krays’ tail).

When the film shifts focus away from the Krays it stumbles, neither giving the supporting cast of talented actors a whole lot to do, nor adding much to the story at large. I don’t know how much was cut from scenes exploring the Met’s investigation into the Krays (it wouldn’t be the first time a character played by Eccleston has suffered in the edit) but as it appears in the film, the investigation begins, then is called off, then they get ’em. Three scenes, that’s it. There’s also a storyline involving American gangsters offering the Krays an alliance that goes absolutely nowhere. You don’t really mind because Hardy’s scenes that make up the majority of the runtime are so riveting, but it is an issue.

The very best films about amorality don’t need someone frowning in the corner at all the questionable behaviour on display. Audiences, on the whole, are not idiots. Much like Martin Scorsese did in THE WOLF OF WALL STREET, Brian Helgeland lets the Krays’ monstrous actions speak for themselves. Look at the scene where the Krays meet in a “neutral” pub for a summit with their gangland rivals. Quickly realising they’ve been set up, Ron storms out insulted when he realises the thugs opposing them don’t have guns. As Reggie quips and kills time, producing brass knuckle-dusters to make a point, Ron re-appears over their foes’ shoulders, horn-rimmed glasses removed, wielding a couple of hammers and ready for action. The scene that follows may be sickening, but it’s visceral, flawlessly choreographed and makes concrete that this pair are a force to be reckoned with.

Helgeland and Hardy have created a high-impact black comic fable. It’s imbalanced in the Krays’ favour in terms of coverage, meaning that other players in the cast miss out, but this just adds to the central pair’s allure. For the East End of London, the twins were a black hole dragging all in to their oblivion. The damage they did and the people they hurt is their legend and their legacy. SSP

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Review Embargoes: A Catch-22 for All Involved

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To embargo or not to embargo? That is the question. Whether gagging journalists’ criticisms pre-release or simply not showing anyone your product before the big day, it’s a major concern for film studios and their flagship blockbuster products, not to mention their audiences.

Let’s not mince words here, an embargo is rarely a sign of something glorious. Josh Trank’s FANTASTIC FOUR had a review embargo, for all the good it did. With Fox bafflingly gutting the movie before abandoning it by the wayside late in the day, their only real hope for a decent return was to dupe enough viewers into the cinema before word spread. The majority of JJ Abrams projects – CLOVERFIELD, STAR TREK, SUPER 8 – consciously do the same and you can put money on him clinging to the same strategy for STAR WARS, whether it’s turned out good or bad. Most horror films aren’t screened for critics prior to release, though this is arguably more to do with the perceived critical disdain for the modern genre as a whole. Marvel, on the other hand, don’t seem to mind if word gets out early, which either indicates unshakable confidence in their product or a certain arrogance. Marvel do have the small matter of most of their films being released in Europe before they are stateside due to Disney’s distribution deals, so you can’t imagine even the world’s most powerful studio could silence or sue every critic across the pond until the home release comes around.

While prominent figures in the industry like Abrams have argued for a “mystery box” approach to film marketing (the admirable aim of preserving the surprise of viewing the film for the first time by revealing as little as possible ore-release), you’ve also got to understand that journalists have a job to do. Yes, they shouldn’t say in their early review that *sigh* SPOILER Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father or that Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze, or more recently and less relevant that Benedict Cumberbatch is actually Khan, but they should be able to inform their readers/viewers and, since they often see films earlier than most, they should be free to write a detailed and well-argued review prior to public release.

The theory behind review embargoes is to get bums on seats before bad word of mouth spreads, to recoup as much of your failed movie as possible in a short space of time. But surely you’re shooting yourself in the foot if an embargo is nearly always the sign that a film studio has no faith in a movie, that it is unable to survive on its own merits. Just releasing a bad movie, especially one part of an established franchise with a built-in audience would probably still result in breaking even. After all, there are plenty of audience members out there who say, “who cares what the critics think?”

Personally, I try not to read too many reviews of films before I see them simply because I write my own and don’t want my opinion too coloured. As I’m not a professional, I’m seeing movies at the same time as everyone else. The vast majority of viewers have no such restrictions and should actively seek out as many different reviews as possible to make an informed choice of which film to pay to see. If they are unable to access any information beyond studio-sanctioned PR before they’re buying a ticket, how fair is that?

I know we don’t live in an ideal world and dirty marketing tricks are very much part of the Hollywood film business, but film studios really need to stop trying to blind-side their audiences and just make good movies. That way the futile act of having review embargoes will die all by itself. To embargo or not embargo? It’s not a question really. SSP

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Review: Inherent Vice (2014)

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Usually, a film’s plot or lack thereof is something I can rant on for hours about. Usually, if the plot doesn’t work, the film doesn’t work. That said, this is not a usual film, and I can say with absolute confidence that the plot of INHERENT VICE does not matter. Don’t get me wrong, I tried to follow it, but soon realised that knowing what was going on wasn’t actually adding to the viewing experience. It’s one of the most plotless plotty films around and all the better for it.

Drug-addled PI “Doc” Sportello (Joaquin Phoenix) takes on a trio of cases from unusual clients, all the while with obsessive Detective “Bigfoot” Bjornsen (Josh Brolin) breathing down his neck, and his ex Shasta (Katherine Waterston) reappearing on the scene with clear ulterior motives. As the plot strands converge and the truth gets increasingly lost in Doc’s inebriated haze, what has and hasn’t happened, as well as who was ultimately responsible for what becomes increasingly unclear. 

Inherent Vice ends up being one of, if not the, funniest films of 2014. Through Doc’s drug-blurred perspective we witness a cast of eccentrics stumbling through life and looking hilarious while they do it. Phoenix has the perfect part-transcendent, part-comatose stare, you can just imagine what Doc’s personal hygiene routine doesn’t include, and he makes for a really good comic foil to the nonsensical plot. Phoenix flexes comic muscles we never really knew he had, proving himself a master of both a naturalistic incomprehensible drawl and exaggerated pratfalls. Who else but Paul Thomas Anderson would see his comic potential, especially after the harrowing THE MASTER?

Brolin too has a lot of fun as Bigfoot, another very amusing character, but one who has absolutely no inkling that he’s funny. I don’t think I’ve laughed harder this year than I did at how this hard man eats what I think was a chocolate-covered banana (somehow keeping a straight face) while ferrying Doc back to the police station. Katherine Waterston plays Shasta as magnetic and enigmatic enough to rival any noir femme fatale, a character who seems to exist on an entirely different plane to everybody else. She’s almost supernaturally in control of herself in this world of the lucky and the foolish. Benicio Del Toro, Owen Wilson and Reese Witherspoon turn up in colourful fleeting roles seemingly just so they can tick “worked with Paul Thomas Anderson” off their bucket lists.

The film reminded me most of Robert Altman’s THE LONG GOODBYE, only our gumshoe is more inept and addled, but still actually seems to care more about solving the mystery at hand. Elliot Gould’s take on Marlowe, as great as it was, never really seemed to be all that bothered if he got to the bottom of his case, it was all “OK with me”. Doc is handicapped by his substance abuse and the general battiness and unpredictability of pretty much everyone he encounters, but he ultimately wants to succeed, to do his job well. Of course you could actually follow what was going on in the inky blackness of The Long Goodbye. Even Inherent Vice’s stoner-noir cousin THE BIG LEBOWSKI looks positively coherent in comparison, but the individual disjointed scenes in Anderson’s film are arguably more vivid and memorable than Altman’s or the Coens’. All three noirish efforts share an aim to deconstruct the nebulous idea (not genre) that is film noir and its common conventions. Boiling it down, it’s all about evoking a feeling – whether comic, darker, or a bit of both – of unease.

Paul Thomas Anderson doesn’t do short movies. His films are an experience, pure and simple, and appropriately enough, his latest seems to be constantly asking us, “are you experienced?” Inherent Vice is a trip in every sense of the word, and while you might feel a little fazed, dazed, and fizzled out at its conclusion, hopefully you will feel it was a worthwhile trip. It’s certainly the most cheerful, outright enjoyable thing in Anderson’s filmography, and as long as you don’t require coherency and neat resolution in your stories, it’s likely it’s a film that will stay with you for the foreseeable future. It’ll stay with me, even if I don’t entirely remember what, if anything, was solved in the end. SSP

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Review: After Earth (2013)

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Wow. After the STAR WARS prequels and being subjected to four-and-a-half hours of Hayden Christensen, I didn’t think it was possible for another actor to make him look charismatic by comparison, by Jaden Smith manages it. In AFTER EARTH’S first scene he’s a bored-sounding exposition robot, and his performance only goes downhill from there. The same could be said for the whole film really, going as it does from dreary to worse.

In essence, the film doesn’t have a bad premise for a sci-fi actioner. Mankind has ruined the Earth (aren’t we the worst?) so we settle elsewhere but are predated on by blind fear-sensing aliens. Enter Cypher Raige (Will Smith), a fearless unstoppable action man to save us all. His son Kitai (Jaden Smith) is unable to match his father’s legacy so daddy takes him on the training exercise to end all training exercises. Things go wrong, daddy issues…be a man…they always loved each other unconditionally…yadda yadda.

Let’s pick at the plot strands a bit and see what unravels. We’re shown that the ship the Raiges are stranded in has an emergency beacon, and they appear to manage to use it to fire a distress signal back home. We’re then told they need another beacon located in the bit of spaceship that broke off when they crashed, but not why. It turns out the first beacon didn’t fire after all, but that wasn’t made in any way clear. We’re just asked to go along with it so Kitai will have something to do for the next hour. What it really that necessary to carry a thing specifically evolved to kill you on the same ship purely for training purposes? Why doesn’t Cypher get Kitai to help him with his injuries before he sends him into the wilderness so he can better assist him on his quest?

It’s likely the idea of leaving Cypher with the ship, in communication with Kitai – with him but not with him – was meant to symbolise their arm’s-length relationship. If it was, then it doesn’t really work. Kitai is a rubbish protagonist. As already mentioned, Smith the Younger imbues him with nothing to make him empathetic, or engaging, or interesting (the most notable thing he says is: “My suit’s turned black. I like it, but I think it’s something bad”). He just runs, frowns, shouts, falls over and stumbles through his journey. There are some hilariously lazy quick-fixes for plot problems, usually involving Kitai coming into contact with Earth’s wildlife and either miraculously running away in the right direction or getting a free lift as they carry him off to eat. I really hope this is actually what Jaden wants to do with his life and he’s not just doing it because he’s the son of two successful actors. He might be much better at doing something else. Smith the Elder appears to have had all his usual charm and personality surgically removed to play the glum, hilariously named Cypher. It must have been exhausting to mastermind and co-write such a narcissistic pile, that’s clearly why he’s got to sit down throughout.

The CGI could have done with another pass too. It’s not so bad to bring you completely out of the film, and the Ursa monsters look OK in a ripoff Xenomorph kind of way, but I’ve seen better computer-generated fantasy animals on the small screen. If you’re not going to push for a good script, performances, or interesting concepts, the least you can do is make your action movie look good, surely?

Their ship looks a bit like a manta ray – that’s cool I guess? The best part of the film takes place over about 20 seconds. Father and son on their transport ship, sitting side by side and looking incredibly ill at ease (see accompanying image). Kitai tries to engage his dad in conversation, telling him what he’s been reading lately before Cypher shoots him down and insists they get some shut-eye. Clumsily scripted and performed as a key scene midway through the film is, at least Cypher’s explanation for how he overcomes fear has a certain logic to it. It’s about the only thing that makes any real sense.

The most disappointing thing I found about the film, worse than Smith’s ego, worse than the plotting, characterisation, script or performances, was that it didn’t feel remotely like an M Night Shyamalan film. It could have been directed by anyone. No matter how bad Shyamalan’s films have become over the past decade, at least they were always bad in fascinating and amusing ways. They were never dull. This is just vanilla and miscalculated to the extreme like any other run-of-the-mill minor blockbuster. SSP

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Film Confessional: Seventh Son

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I have a confession to make…I rather liked SEVENTH SON. But this isn’t going to be one of those times where I’m going to defend a much-derided work to the ends of the Earth. Seventh Son is pretty bad, there’s no getting around that. But badness can be glorious, endearing, even enjoyable if – counter-intuitively – it’s done right.

Jeff Bridges is at that stage in his career now – he’s an established character actor and former heartthrob, but he’s got his Oscar now and can keep his career ticking over by playing grouches. Julianne Moore too has paid her dues and graciously accepted her awards, and has never been above alternating between prestige pieces and more entertaining, trashy fare. Both do pantomime so well here they should seriously consider moving to the UK.

The script, story, characterisation mostly doesn’t work. The mythology of this world is complete hokum, and characters make quite baffling decisions in their journey through it. I’m reminded of a quote from the late Terry Pratchett that most fantasy “just rearranges furniture in Tolkien’s attic” and that seems to be the case here. I’m not aware of his accurate an adaptation of the books the final film is, but the resulting mixture, full as it is of clashing lifts from European history and every fantasy author under the sun, does little to inspire. It never feels like a complete, self-contained world that makes sense on its own terms, we’re just presented with new rules as a when the filmmakers see to allow for the plot to limp on. It’s not painful to sit through, and it’s all entertaining enough, but you actively have to disengage your brain.

There’s a fun drinking game you can play while watching Seventh Son – take a good swig every time Jeff Bridges sounds like he’s about to choke on his false teeth. You’ll be inebriated in minutes! Apparently he decided to wear them because he thought Master Gregory, living in the Medieval-esque time he does, should have really bad teeth. Then the hair and makeup people slapped a massive beard on his face so you can rarely actually see his teeth. Following this, Bridges seems to have re-dubbed most of his lines with that seriously weird voice he’s chosen so now he sounds a bit like Bane from THE DARK KNIGHT RISES.

The key thing that, for me, prevented the film from collapsing under the weight of its own preposterousness was how earnest all the actors were. Yes, the story and script are stupid, but the performers are fully committed to it, and are clearly having a lot of fun with what they’re being asked to do as well. As already mentioned, Bridges does good grouch, and I’ll admit I laughed a fair bit at his sarky cantankerous comments and how inconsistent his advice to his new apprentice is. Moore practically cackles with glee playing Mother Malkin, and it must have been a pleasant release after doing a string of downbeat dramas over the past few years. Playing Tom the once-and-probably-never-again Prince Caspian Ben Barnes – bless him – is still more wooden than Gregory’s glowy fighting stick.

Genuinely good are the visual effects and creature designs. Witches in this world can shape-shift into big cats, bears, or dragons to better spread death and destruction, and the action highlight of the film involves Mother Malkin’s coven descending on a defenceless town and unleashing the full might of their assorted powers, all very imaginatively realised. It’s a great set piece with a pretty solid Marco Beltrami score to drive it.  I would have liked this scene to have gone on a little longer, and also to have seen a more of what (mild spoiler) Olivia William’s witch-in-hiding could do, though. She must be able to do a bit more than some hand-waving if she was able to snatch Mother Malkin’s protective amulet.

Now and again I’m more than happy to switch off my brain and revel in the badness. Even the most inept ideas have highlights, and Seventh Son’s production design really did impress me. In terms of fantasy actioners, I’d place it firmly in the middle of the pack – it’s better than VAN HELSING (not as tone deaf), but it’s not quite up there with HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS (it’s missing the darkness and depravity). If you didn’t like it, fair enough, but if you’ve been put off by the reviews so far and fancy a little undemanding fun, I’d say give it a go. SSP

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Review: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015)

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2015 has been a busy year for the spy genre. Between the anarchic KINGSMAN, the thrilling MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, and the much-hyped SPECTRE lurking round the corner,  THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. had it all to prove. Guy Ritchie is in the somewhat unenviable position of bringing out his espionage effort slap-bang in the middle of the pack. He also essentially does exactly the same as he did for SHERLOCK HOLMES – namely giving this story a contemporary twist in tone but maintaining a version of the original story’s period setting. Is it successful? Mostly.

When maverick American spy Napoleon Solo (Henry Cavill) is sent on a mission in East Berlin to extract Gaby Teller (Alicia Vikander), the daughter of a prominent nuclear scientist, little does he suspect that he will soon be forced to ally himself with his Soviet equivalent Illya Kuryakin (Armie Hammer) by his superiors for the sake of world peace. Despite their vastly differing loyalties and ideologies, Solo, Kuryakin and Teller are soon on the trail of a rich and powerful group with plans to heat up the Cold War. 

This kind of film lives or dies on the performances of, and the relationship between, our central protagonists. Thankfully, Cavill and Hammer are superb as Solo and Kuryakin. Cavill could easily have just played Superman in a sharper suit, but he gives Solo a wonderful 60s smoothie cadence, and seems to have fun playing a bit of a jerk as well. Hammer has recovered well from the career stumble that was THE LONE RANGER, and you can easily buy Kuryakin being the ideal Soviet soldier (I mean, just look at him) plus Hammer gives him a quiet intelligence even if he can overplay his psychological trauma. The pair bounce well off each other, and refreshingly still aren’t the best of buddies by the story’s resolution. Alicia Vikander effortlessly saves Gaby from just being the girl along for the ride. Solo and Kuryakin, being the 60s men they are, both try to make her “my woman”, but she gives her agency, attitude, and great comic timing too. I absolutely loved Gaby’s shuffling dance routine as she tries to loosen up Kuryakin in their hotel room after becoming sloshed on vodka. Hugh Grant turns up at the end as well, which is always nice.

The cabal of villains we’re presented with are far less inspiring, and a little dull and indistinct. The best of the bunch is Victoria, and Elizabeth Debicki plays her like a creepy, scheming Grace Kelly. It’s rare too that we have a female villain as tall, if not taller than our heroes, and quite a pleasing sight to see Superman have to look upwards to make eye-contact.

Not every joke lands, particularly concerning Kuryakin’s awkward cover identity, but there are some decent one-liners (Jared Harris theorises that “Inside every Kraut there’s an American trying to get out”), plus a seriously dark accidental offing of one of the baddies, and a standout scene of Solo stopping for a little pick-nick as poor old Kuryakin does all the hard work over his shoulder.

Sometimes I feel Ritchie could tone it down a bit in terms of style. LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOCKING BARRELS was made in its dynamic editing, but here Ritchie’s directorial quirks generally seem completely unnecessary. You can’t make a boring  searching a warehouse scene less so by throwing in a shifting split screen. Ritchie also chose rather a hard font to read in yellow for the decent portion of subtitled dialogue. Speaking of subtitles, I think this is the first movie I’ve seen where characters’ dialogue isn’t audible, but we’re still given the subtitles. This choice makes no sense, and it’s not a convention that should catch on. That said, Ritchie and DP John Mathieson compose a gorgeous shot of Solo girding himself for the latest onslaught down a darkened Berlin street, his eyes highlighted by a single, perfect diagonal shaft of light. You take the bad stylistic flourishes with the good.

Like both Ritchie’s Sherlock films, the plot for The Man from U.N.C.L.E. is OK. Just OK. It’s only fit for purpose as long as you don’t over-analyse it. Things that don’t require explanation (like what the Cold War was) are explained. Things that should be explained (like what the hell the bad guys’ end game is) are not. Also, for undercover agents, Solo and Kuryakin spend a little too much time blatantly talking about their mission out in the open for my liking.

If you liked Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes, you’ll probably like The Man from U.N.C.L.E. well enough, though I can’t testify to what extent it does the original show justice (and considering his age, and unless he’s been doing a lot of back-to-back viewing, neither can Ritchie). You might miss the well-honed wit and superlative thrills of 2015’s other spy films, but it’s got enough charm and charisma of its own to make it worth a look. SSP

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“Enough about me, let’s talk about me…”: When Actors Play Themselves (Sort-of)

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What’s an actor to do when your star persona becomes a joke? You embrace it of course, and let the audience know that you’re in on the gag. It can be incredibly self-indulgent if mishandled, but if pitched just right it can make a film or TV episode vividly memorable. Here’s a few of my favourite instances when an actor has played themself in a movie or TV series to comic or subversive effect.

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BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES (1992-1995) I loved BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES throughout its run, and still consider it the definitive version of the Dark Knight’s story (yes, including the Nolanverse). It had many highlights, but it was a stroke of genius to get Adam West to play, what else? An actor struggling to get work because of his inescapable association with a single iconic role. It clearly exaggerated West’s woes at the time the show aired, but it does pretty much reflect the state of his career in the years immediately following 1960s BATMAN’s cancellation. It’s West’s poignant performance, the meta-textuality of the plot, in addition to really strong writing that made “Beware the Gray Ghost” one of the finest episodes of The Animated Series’ run.

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LAST ACTION HERO (1993) Arnold Schwarzenegger spoofs his usual persona for much of this jarring-in-tone family actioner, but as the finale looms he goes one better. Playing the blissfully unaware walking slab of irony that is supercop Jack Slater, Arnie bumps into a familiar face at the premiere of his character’s latest high-octane outing…Arnold Schwarzenegger. So it’s Schwarzenegger playing Slater talking to Schwarzenegger, reality inverts, awesomeness ensues. Thank goodness Arnie has never taken himself all that seriously.

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BEING JOHN MALKOVICH (1999) Reality-bending writer Charlie Kaufman’s none-too-trippy idea of using John Malkovich as an unwitting plot device for explaining the concept of free will was master stroke. Malkovich’s willingness to play himself as an actor who is ever recognisable but instantly forgettable was accommodating and completely without ego. You have to be confident in your premise and fully embrace the wackiness to convincingly sell crawling inside your own head. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich!

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EXTRAS (2005-2007) / LIFE’S TOO SHORT (2011) I’m lumping both of Ricky Gervais’ showbiz-commentary sitcoms together for their much for muchness. Sorry, Gervais superfans. A good number of Hollywood’s finest spoofed themselves on Gervais’ former much-better-than-THE OFFICE sitcom, but Patrick Stewart’s turn was the highlight for me. He’s just as charming as you’d expect, but Gervais and Stephen Merchant write him a bit of an old pervert as well, obsessed by his dream script of playing a man who causes every woman’s clothes to fall off. As for LIFE’S TOO SHORT, the cameo to remember came from the famous on-screen stoic Liam Neeson wanting to break in to comedy with AIDS jokes. I know it’s wrong, but funny is funny.

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MY NAME IS BRUCE (2007) “Not sure about the plots, but you’re usually pretty good in them”. So a character describes Bruce Campbell’s career. It pretty much sums up this somewhat self-indulgent parody too. Bruce is great, but the rest…meh? He’s very self-depricating and willing to play an absolute egotistical tool. He’s not really playing himself, but a parody of what a cult icon might be off-screen (a self-obsessed diva) rather than the well-balanced, accommodating human being Campbell actually appears to be from his well-documented interactions with fans.

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TED (2012) Seth MacFarlane doesn’t really do subtlety. Sam Jones’ memorable appearance as a drug-addled, borderline psychotic version of himself still wearing his Flash Gordon hair is all the better for being about as nuanced as an animated teddy bear fighting a duck. John (Mark Wahlberg) and Ted’s (MacFarlane) encounter with Jones veers from a dream come true (Jones asking them “Do you party?”) to a living nightmare (Ted’s “I’m scared, John” as Jones’ behaviour becomes increasingly illegal and erratic, culminating in him attacking an Asian man with an unfortunately resonant name in the next apartment). FLASH GORDON plays a key part in John and Ted’s relationship, and Jones takes the joshing he gets for his “very loose definition of acting” like a champ.

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THE FIVE(ISH) DOCTORS (2013) You might not have seen this one if you live outside of the UK. As a tie-in with DOCTOR WHO’s 50th Anniversary, Fifth Doctor Peter Davison wrote a comedy special starring himself and the other surviving incarnations of the Doctor who were snubbed for a part in the Anniversary episode. Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann, Steven Moffat, Olivia Coleman, John Barrowman among others all played parodies of themselves, but the highlight was undoubtedly McCoy casually name-dropping Peter Jackson and his far more famous Middle-Earth co-stars. I hope none of the previous TARDIS inhabitants really felt this sore at being left out of the festivities, but they came together to produce this light-hearted comic treat precisely because they were.

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BIRDMAN (2014) While the performance in BIRDMAN that received most attention was Michael Keaton playing a has-been superhero fighting for credibility, he comes across as too grounded and, well, sane in real life for Riggan Thompson to be said to be a version of himelf. Edward Norton, on the other hand, is definitely drawing on experience here in playing Mike Shiner. It’s not so much that he’s actually playing himself but that he’s playing a grotesque version of how he’s perceived in the public consciousness. There are some pretty explicit references to his squabbles with colleagues, and walking out of (or being fired) from major projects for being “difficult”. This, combined with shoutouts to Robert Downey Jr and Jeremy Renner makes it pretty clear that writer-director Alejandro Iñárritu and Norton are specifically taking swipes at the latter’s experience working with Marvel. The bile is barely concealed, but it never becomes obnoxious.

Can you spot any glaring omissions from my selection? What are your favourite examples of actors playing themselves on TV or film? Leave a comment and thanks for reading. SSP

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Review: Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (2015)

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The latest outing for Ethan Hunt and the IMF is the most ambitious and technically accomplished to date. There really is very little to ruin your enjoyment of ROGUE NATION overall, and Christopher McQuarrie equips himself admirably as the latest caretaker of the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE director’s chair.

Following his latest high-stakes mission, it becomes increasingly clear to Agent Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) that an unknown and malevolent entity with untold power and influence is behind a series of destabilising attacks across the world. CIA senior Alan Hunley (Alec Baldwin) sees the IMF as outdated, unregulated, and dangerous, and uses Hunt’s apparent paranoia about shadowy forces to disavow his team and drive them underground. Hunt must now reform his team in secret and contend with some deadly individuals with their own agendas to uncover the Syndicate.

Most of us are paying primarily to see Cruise do his thing, and he is still able to perform staggering physical feats for a man past 50. Rebecca Ferguson’s puzzle-box of a rival agent Ilsa Faust makes for a fascinating contrast, and foil, to Ethan Hunt. She wears some ridiculous outfits, and every time you scoff at whether she’ll be able to perform the action in them, then (after occasionally pausing to remove her heels) she does. She’s arguably an even more skilled, more deadly agent than Hunt, and certainly a more nuanced character – just look at the range of emotions that flash by in her eyes when she is informed her mission will not end any time soon. Simon Pegg’s Benji is still good value for money, and Jeremy Renner’s Brandt and Ving Rhames’s Luther make for an entertaining double-act even if the wider plot of the movie passes their characters by. Alec Baldwin plays his 30 ROCK character again, but in a different suit.

Sean Harris is essentially a far less flamboyant version of Javier Bardem’s baddie from SKYFALL, and they share pretty much the same backstory. That’s one thing that still baffles me – five movies in, and the Mission: Impossible franchise is still yet to produce a great villain. Philip Seymour Hoffman probably came closest in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III by the virtue of being the most interesting of the bunch. Ah well, maybe next time.

The plot is linear and rarely loses momentum, and pleasingly it doesn’t quite go where you expect it to. We’re provided with just enough tangents, just enough intrigue to keep our eyes glued. I didn’t even mind the shadowy-force-controlling-everything premise so much since they commit to the ridiculousness of it from the start rather than springing it on us as a ham-fisted twist later on (see: CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER).

The action is, of course, first-rate, and it’s the second extravaganza of the summer after MAD MAX to thrill through commitment to practical execution. There’s three massive set-pieces, opening with Cruise clinging by his fingernails to the exterior of a plane (giving us an alarming look at his perfect chompers in the wind); a second that progresses from “how many concealed weapons can you smuggle into an opera house?” to Cruise fighting for his life in time to the rhythm of the music; a third requiring him to hold his breath for three minutes in an elaborate underwater switcheroo – all nerve-shredding in their way, and all (mostly) real. My favourite sequence was the rather wonderful (and funny thanks to Pegg’s panicky human Sat Nav routine) car/bike chase through a packed Casablanca. Yes Cruise gets to ride a motorbike again, deal with it. There’s also a pretty nasty fight at the end of the film which, thanks to some meticulous lighting looks just like THE THIRD MAN, but with more stabbing.

Many critics have been hailing this as the best Mission: Impossible yet. I wouldn’t quite go that far. Though Rogue Nation is arguably the most consistently enjoyable of the series, I still prefer GHOST PROTOCOL for mixing up the formula with a little iconoclasm (the masks are, annoyingly, back here). All this globe-trotting and questioning the role of espionage in the modern world is seemingly ripped straight from a certain rival British spy series, but you don’t mind when it brings so much originality to the table in order to drop your jaw elsewhere.

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation is confident, tactile, and extremely well-crafted, and a refreshingly straightforward thrill-ride to sit through. The mind boggles at what they’ll get Cruise to cling to next time to reaffirm his superhuman credentials, but I look forward to finding out. SSP

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