Surely it goes without saying by now that Richard Ayoade is one talented gent. I loved his feature directing debut SUBMARINE, and THE DOUBLE takes everything that worked in that film and amps it up, refines it, and takes it to a much weirder and far more twisted place. I can’t pretend I understood everything that happens (or doesn’t) especially towards the end of the film, but I don’t really think Ayoade intended it all, or perhaps much of it at all, to be easily pinned down, so that’s probably the point.
In a nondescript time and place, Simon (Jesse Eisenberg), an unremarkable office drone, is used to being unappreciated or flat-out ignored by his colleagues and most painfully, Hannah (Mia Wasikowska), the woman he secretly harbors feelings for. His life is monotonous, but he just accepts it as the way the world is, the way anyone like him would be treated, until his doppelganger James (also Eisenberg) arrives on the scene and quickly becomes the most popular guy in the office. Hannah falls for James and he is proclaimed the company’s brightest hope for the future by the boss, Mr Papadopoulos (Wallace Shawn), despite being exactly the same person as Simon, only with charisma. As James worms his way ever further into Simon’s life, events take a far more sinister turn…
Some films are so visually beautiful I get chills. In fact, I’d go as far as saying that The Double is by far the best-looking film of 2013, and no, I haven’t forgotten about GRAVITY. Every shot is painstakingly constructed and unavoidably eye-catching. The whole film has this sickly yellow-green filter over it and impenetrable, almost German Expressionist shadows, all of which reflect the story’s main themes of alienation and paranoia brilliantly. Then the camera ethereally floats along long corridors like it’s tentatively navigating some vivid nightmare, and the film itself certainly becomes that as Simon’s real-or-not torment escalates.
Jesse Eisenberg gives a career-best performance twice. The subtle differences he brings to the characters of Simon and James, the way they act, talk, move, hold themselves has clearly been given much thought. Also, to provoke such a different reaction from the viewer to two characters with the same face is a remarkable achievement. We always feel sorry for Simon, we want him to be loved and find just a little happiness, even if he is a bit pathetic and stalker-y, and we quickly grow to detest James for being a despicable human being, despite his bottomless pit of charm. Mia Wasikowska makes her mark too with an affectingly fragile turn. She is far from just a token love interest, and she hints at her underlying personality and mental health issues without ever boiling Hannah’s characterisation down to a simple diagnosis. Ever since she paid her Hollywood dues with Tim Burton’s staggeringly miscalculated ALICE IN WONDERLAND, Wasikowska has been allowed to prove herself to be an extremely versatile young performer with the wide range of brave roles she has taken on.
The film isn’t set in a particular time or place, and most of the traditional building blocks of storytelling are deliberately unclear (for instance, it’s used as a gag that we don’t ever find out what Simon’s company actually does). Whatever his job entails, his office environment is part BRAZIL, part THE IT CROWD (certainly a unique combination). Ayoade stole the show in pretty much every scene in The IT Crowd playing super-nerd Moss, but the parallels between his film and Graham Linehan’s TV show, whether intentional or not, are hugely noticeable, from the amusing exaggeration of incomprehensible and pointless office life to satirical company training/marketing ads even to a sudden hilarious cameo by Chris Morris. It’s also nice that Ayoade managed to find a part for pretty much all of the key cast of Submarine, from interesting supporting roles for Yasmin Paige and Noah Taylor as the boss’s deviant daughter and a moody colleague, to amusing cameos from Craig Roberts and Paddy Considine as a baby-faced cop and a campy TV sci-fi character, respectively.
Some filmmakers put their personalities straight up on screen, and Richard Ayoade doesn’t seem the least bit embarrassed to bare his soul to the world, eccentricities and all, through his work. Like Submarine, it’s a filmmaking style that speaks to the alienated, to those who see the world in a different way, and in turn are seen as different by the world. The Double has a lot going for it, from great performances to thematic richness and multiple ways to read the increasingly deranged plot and even horror elements that hark back to Germanic folklore, but the very best thing it does is to evoke a feeling of intense uneasiness leading into an exploration of outright madness. Submarine went from pleasant Welsh whimsy to bittersweet life affirmation, but The Double just goes from dark to darker. It’s funny in an underplayed kind of way, but by God it’s black stuff. SSP








Top 10 Killer Henchmen (RIP Richard Kiel)
It really has been a tough year to be a film lover. The latest big screen icon to shuffle off his mortal coil is Richard Kiel, who died on Wednesday in hospital aged 74. A man with undeniable presence, Kiel made the most of the incredible stature he was born with, and his acting career was long and fruitful. He will of course be best remembered as one of the most iconic adversaries of Roger Moore’s James Bond, the metallic grinning behemoth Jaws, and to celebrate his most famous role, I thought I’d count down my Top 10 Killer Henchmen on film. I wonder who could be at number 1…
10. The Twins (Adrian & Neil Rayment) – THE MATRIX RELOADED (2003)
Not a whole lot in THE MATRIX RELOADED worked, but the Wachowskis did bring us a pair of pretty fun henchmen. Decked dreads to toes in white, unbelievably fast and with the terrifying ability to phase into wraith form, they are a royal pain in the asses of Morpheus (Lawrence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) as they try to get valuable ally The Keymaker (Randall Duk Kim) to safety along a packed freeway…
9. Kevin (Elijah Wood) – SIN CITY (2005)
What kind of opponent would be worthy of fighting the hulking Marv (Mickey Rourke)? Frodo, that’s who! Elijah Wood has now played his fair share of psychos since he left Middle Earth, but Kevin was his first and arguably his best. Deceptively nonthreatening with his slight physique and casual clothes, this killer is completely silent, with cat-like agility and has a shudder-inducing taste in midnight snacks.
8. Cunningham (Tim Roth) – ROB ROY (1995)
I’ve always preferred ROB ROY to BRAVEHEART, and the villains are a huge part of that. John Hurt is the big bad, but Tim Roth takes the uber-bastard henchman role as Cunningham, a foul fop light on his feet and quick with a blade. The way he flounces around in his floppy shirts, tights and powdered wig, you’d be forgiven for underestimating him. Then, he kicks Liam Neeson’s ass in fine fashion!
7. Savin (James Badge Dale) – IRON MAN 3 (2013)
I loved pretty much everything about Shane Black’s IRON MAN 3, but the chief henchman Savin, a strutting, mischievous heat projecting terminator, was one of my favourite elements. James Badge Dale just looks like he’s having so much fun and gives him such charisma as he morphs seamlessly from cocky hired intimidator having a pissing contest with Jon Favreau’s Happy Hogan to superpowered Presidential assassin/decoy.
6. Oddjob (Harold Sakata) – GOLDFINGER (1964)
He’s a smiley Japanese man in an Edwardian suit who carries his master Goldfinger’s (Gert Fröbe) golf clubs and kills opponents with a razor-sharp bowler hat. He’s fun, he’s larger-than life, he’s ridiculous, what more could you want from a killer henchman?
5. Mystique (Rebecca Romijn) – X-MEN (2000)/X-MEN 2 (2003)/X-MEN: THE LAST STAND (2006)
It’s easy to forget that before Jennifer Lawrence inherited the role for the prequels and turned Raven Darkholme into a misunderstood anti-hero, blue shapeshifter Mystique (Rebecca Romijn) was a cold-hearted killer bitch. She was great as Magneto’s (Ian McKellen) spy/seductress/muscle, and Romijn gave her great physicality and deadly intensity. She stole the show in X-MEN and X2, and then Brett Ratner got hold of her and found her surplus to requirements. Moron.
4. Kroenen (Ladislav Beran) – HELLBOY (2004)
Nazis have been the go-to no explanation required bad guys at the movies for a long time, and the genius that is Guillermo del Toro gave us the best we’ve seen in ages. Kroenen is a silent, mutilated zombie with a penchant for fancy blades and fancier designer gas masks. He’s nigh-on unstoppable, lethal and an undeniably cool-looking dude.
3. Gogo (Chiaki Kuriyama) – KILL BILL: VOL. 1 (2003)
Nobody is better at elevating low art to high art than Quentin Tarantino. In KILL BILL, The Bride (Uma Thurman) easily cuts her way through an army of disposable manpower in Kato masks, but before she can claim revenge against O-Ren Ishii (Lucy Liu) she must also face some walking fetish fuel carrying a meteor hammer. As the film’s narration quite clearly establishes, Gogo (Chiaki Kuriyama) may look innocent but she is also quite mad and very good at what she does, as the brutal duel that follows proves.
2. Hammer Girl/Baseball Bat Man (Julie Estelle/Very Tri Yulisman) – THE RAID 2 (2014)
Gareth Evans produced two of the best deranged supporting villains outside of a Bond film, and certainly the most memorable of the past decade. A brother and sister team who love each other very much, and love being paid to put their unique weapons of choice to good use even more, Hammer Girl (Julie Estelle) and Baseball Bat Man (Very Tri Yulisman) provide the ultraviolent action highlights to the excellent THE RAID 2.
1. Jaws (Richard Kiel) – THE SPY WHO LOVED ME (1977)/MOONRAKER (1979)
Who else? Jaws is a masterful supporting character performance from Richard Kiel. He could easily have been just another blunt instrument, but Kiel brings out something much more than his innate imposing physique. He becomes a character who is relentless, determined and increasingly frustrated at his inability to squash a much smaller posh man. He’s one of the best things about one of the best of all Bond films, THE SPY WHO LOVED ME, but even in the laughable MOONRAKER, Kiel gives Jaws added depth. You don’t tend to care about many henchmen on film, but you can’t say that about Jaws – he’s a strangely loveable killing machine. SSP